Good afternoon! - Good afternoon...
Do you live here, ma'am? - I'm looking for my keys
I'm working here, sir
Actually, I'm living here
Yes? - Yes
Ojojojoj... not for long
You see, ma'am
I am a representative of a person who
is the heir of the pre-war Jewish owners of this property
How: this?
This
Now what? You want to throw me out? - No! No, of course not!
No...
I'm just worried - ma'am, because
I don't think you'll be able to afford to pay 10 times the current rent
and that if you refuse to pay
you'll manage without water...
electricity...
gas...
And in general it's difficult for me to predict how you will handle all these mysterious, late-night calls...
and other harassments...
That must be a mistake!
This is not a pre-war tenement at all. - No?
It is some post-war crap. I don't even know which year, do you?
With no value!
But it doesn't matter! Oh, how pretty
What matters is
that the ground is pre-war
It would look nice on a TV set
By the decision of the city authorities, I oblige you and other tenants
to leave this building immediately
You've got 15 minutes
Ms Basia, Mr Chairman says he's expecting Patryk, please let him in when he comes
Patryk?
Mr Chairman?
Mother and daughter!
I confused the stops! I got off at the wrong one
Goodbye!
Fuck me...
Shit...
Why are you still toying with that phone? The whole day since morning
Mariusz!
I've got a cool phone. New one
I bought it for my godson for communion, but I gave him my old one and I took this one for myself
But why are you touching it all the time?
Mariusz!
I'm trying to get a deal on those Patriots
On the phone?
Yes
Patryk
Patryk...
The rumor has it
that you want to become the president of Warsaw
There are many more worthy candidates than me
but if you bet on me
I'll try not to get you down
Where won't you get Mr Chairman? Where?
I'll get Mr Chairman everywhere he wants
But...
I'll try not to get his trust down - in that sense
This is a great
commitment, because
the Platform disgraced this post
morally degraded, and once
the president of Warsaw was
an outstanding man
a legend
Yes! Yes, I know, I remember
And I swe...
And I swear
that I will do my best
to be the second
Starzynski
Blimey!
These are key elections, gentlemen
If we win
we will knock over the first domino block
Warsaw is our, boss. It's decided. The other one is a migrant from Opole
Three-quarters of Varsovians are migrants
Look at the streets during Christmas
No one is there!
Varsovians return home
I am afraid, however, of the accusation
that our candidate, Rafal, belongs to the same party as Hanna...
So what? - ...so the face will change
but the facilities will be the same. The facilities
on which sin weighs heavily... - "Sin weighs", "I am afraid"...
What's up with you,
have you swallowed a dictionary?
I don't know Adam if you speak
more beautiful or look more beautiful?
I try to balance it
If anyone asks
let's pretend we don't know Hanna
That she's not one of us
She was hanging around and someone accidentally
signed her up, but generally
we don't know who she is
Are we moving her to the margin?
Good decision, boss. I've never liked her. I mean - it upset me when she spoke
She can't even say "R" properly
And you're saying "S" all the time!
Give me a break!
Knock it off
Easy, gentlemen. Easy
It hasn't been decided that our Rafal wins
We'll see
what will make people angrier:
our arrogance
or their hypocrisy
She'll go to jail! For larcenous reprivatisation
for claims dealers
for the dictatorship of developers
What dictatorship!? After all, they chose the Chairman in democratic elections
just like Hitler
Leave that phone now
I'll buy more tanks and that's it
I am young, energetic
terribly honest
I'm not gay
I don't smoke drugs
I don't eat fancy food, I don't drive fancy cars
And disabled people...
I help. And I don't go canoeing on Dunajec like Beata
Fire!
I buy and test it immediately. Fire!
Well, if you fail, we can always
try the candidacy
of the Speaker Stanislaw
A very good candidacy! I think it's better than mine
Well... only positive associations:
Powazki Cemetery..
collection on Powazki...
a library...
a senior's club
Generally - the future
Well, the youth will buy it
There's also...
- we thought
with Mariusz - the candidacy of this... this...
other one...
What is his name?
Mariusz! - What?
I'm asking what's the name
of this, that...
other one, that nobody knows his name
The one nobody knows his name? - Yes
Michal. - Michal
He's... he's even a better candidate!
People like to trust ummm... strangers
OK
for now, you are running, just remember that
you're running for
the president of Warsaw and not the Czech Prague
And deal with this
Rafal. It must be a bloodbath, you got it? - Shoot, you moron!
Not you
Show me the phone!
And the contract
for the Patriots is signed
Warsaw
not Prague
Ummm... I'll take two, one for Slawek
They don't have good candidates for big cities
Sure, boss! They have either old devotees, or some aroused semi-nationalists
semi-nationalists, like Patryk
He's too small fish for Warsaw
Sure, Adam!
Boss
a typical metropolitan voter is a biker
with purple hair, a tongue piercing, who dresses in this... second-hand in Berlin
and eats unwashed strawberries from an ecoplantation
To counter these freaks
we have this homo in bundle with Rafal...
...homo-Pawel, from Ryszard, for the vice-president
We have the victory in our pocket! It's all sorted out
Super, super, super!
Grzesiek, super-good work, really super! Super!
"It's super, it's super, so what's your problem?..."
So what's your problem?
I really like listening to Muniek, you know?
I don't know why
I'm worried
we'll lose the elections in Warsaw and Gdansk...
The first domino block will fall over and trip the rest
Just wait
You do not appreciate their arrogance
They still have it even when Bronek is gone
According to the polls
Patryk is our best bet. - Only, he's not ours.
Not ours? Then whose? - Well... he's Zbyszek's
The two of them got us into trouble with the courts...
INR...
Now, if he wins
it will be a trampoline for Zbyszek
Trampoline - it should be the wife's name of this, this...
This who?
Well, this
combed president of the USA
She'd be Trampoline
Jaroslav!
I've got a proposition for you
I want to run for the president of Warsaw
and it's in your interest to support me
And will you explain why, Janusz?
We both want the Platform, those thieves, to go to hell
And you too
You are all red pigs to me
You differ in methods, but the goal remains the same
Patryk is our candidate. - He is from Zbyszek
And the traitors must not be trusted. And that is why he will lose. And I will win
You've always lost. - Just like you! Seven times in a row
Every other chairman would bite the dust. But not him
A holy keystone!
Why, all of a sudden, should you win?
Because I'm here for an idea
I specifically resigned from Brussels, from big money to come back here
And you know how many children I have!
Eight?
I think so...
Can you imagine this our
Ryszard-shmalsovnik
"citisen"
doing this?
Bring some beer, Mariusz! I'll drink with the Chairman
All those who propose 500+ should have their hands cut off
And what do we plan to do with those monuments in the square after we win the elections, Grzegorz?
With those stairs?
We need to leave them
They might erect a monument of the president of the millennium. They've already set up the pedestal
I've got a different idea
Are you thinking of putting it forward?
Come on! I'll get mad!
Why don't we move it slightly to another place? - No
We'll do it their way
Next to it
we'll put up more monuments. Of our
Lech...
Olek
and Bronek
And it will rot in the crowd!
A brilliant concept!
We can put up two of Olek:
sad and happy
because he had two terms
And let's make them bigger! "It's super, it's super..."
They'll get mad with anger
And everyone to prison!
We'll move the whole Honored Alley, all those saint Bieruts and Swierczewskis
back to the Palace of Culture. - And the Palace?
We'll destroy it
At the most, we will leave the observation deck on the thirtieth floor, because the view is nice
It will fall down... - Fall down?
Well, if we pull everything from below, it will fall
It won't fall! We'll put it on top of Marriott
And we will abolish the speed limits on the streets in Warsaw
Why?
The sooner people get home, the less time they have to cause an accident and kill someone, right?
At the same time, we will eliminate pedestrian crossings
How come?
Everyone has their own mind. You don't have to tell them, show them where they have to cross the road
Let them decide on their own. - They'll get run over...
The wise will cross, the stupid will get run over. No pity for fools
Right
Just like the disabled. - Well, that, I wouldn't be so sure...
They've lived for 40 years, 50 or 60 without benefits, so they can live on
If we yield, others will come for the money, right?
Well, that's for sure. - So, why publicize?
If we want humanity to develop
we should watch healthy, beautiful and strong people on television
not perverts, murderers, idiots and invalids. Unfortunately
And we will ban marathons in the city
And why is that? - "Why", "Why", "Why"?
Because the Negroes always win
No, no! You can't say "Negroes". You say "Afro-Americans"
"Negroes" I tell you!
And this is a crime in broad daylight, to siphon money out of Poland in this way. And where? To Africa!
And now we have 20 million unemployed Europeans who are the Niggers of Europe. Are you going to drink it?
No. Please, help yourself
Very well. You made your bed and I'll lie in it
He's gone
Do you know that in Wroclaw he put up this...
doctor Oetker?
After all, he was in PiS
this... Oetker doctor
I think God has left him
Apparently he calculated it somehow
God?
Grzegorz
His sandbox, his toys
He knows that if he loses in big cities, it's over
When things go his way
we follow him
But if he trips over we'll trample over him
That's a funny nickname, you know
this "Oetker", right?
You also should have a nickname
for example... "Juror"
Why?
Because with that hair you look like a juror at a dog show
What?
Somehow, it makes sense to me...
It sounded impressive, but... I'm not sure
What did he say?
To let the Vistula
into the Wislostrada tunnel
and in the its dry bed
make a natural skate... skate park?
It's probably an exaggeration, eh?
I don't know what a ska... skate... skate park is
I do not know if he came here drunk
or got drunk on the spot?
But all seriously. He never smiled once
Well, this is the training of the imagination
Eight children... say what you want, but I envy him this verve
What now? Are we exchanging our Patrick for him?
No, no way. But...
but tell Patryk, to
add this idea about the Palace of Culture and the Honor Alley to his program
I liked that
Let me...
send him an SMS right now
Fire!
In the hole!
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