We are going to play a little quiz today! A sort of Splat Quiz, but an exceptional one!
And the theme is...
- Judd! - Not at all...
It will be: Mem Cakes from the Octo Expansion DLC.
Here's the idea: I'm gonna read you a text
I'm gonna read one of the Mem Cake haikus and the first one to find out which
Mem Cake it is, they win.
If you don't know the exact name, you can describe it.
Because, you know, sometimes, it's quite tricky, but you don't need to have read them ,
it will help if you have, of course, but if you listen carefully to what I say,
you can easily understand and figure out.
So, are you ready? - Yes!
- For the first one...
Attention.
"Each glittered scale shines so bright. You're my last ditch to strike it rich And tilt my bank balance aright."
Yes, Maca? - the Rainmaker!
- No! This is not the Rainmaker.
The answer was: the Goldie.
- the Goldie - What is that?
- It is an enemy of...
- I know the gold fish but not the Goldie...
- I knew it had something to do with Salmon Run, but...
"Closer to pyramids than spheres— Let fly the bombs! A sigh, then calm. A pillow stained with ink—or tears." Not an easy one
- Toxic Mist! - Well no, you failed!
- In fact, the strategy to win is...
- not to answer...
Ok, the ones who answer win, let's say three points
If you answer correctly.
"Though parted by the ocean deep, My oldest friend, we meet again. I touch your face; you rouse from sleep."
- The Octoling. - Yes, well done!
The good thing with this game is that I don't know when I should stop
because there are so many Mem Cakes, at some point I won't even remember the ones
I already told you.
"A mystery rolled up and bound— Oh, what's the use? It's too obtuse. I'll dump it in the lost and found."
- The Sunken Scroll? - Well done! It's indeed the Sunken Scroll!
- That's it!
"Though slick with slime, I keep my grip. The chill seeps through my gift from you.
I mustn't let this cargo slip."
Mark. - The... I can"t remember the name, you know, the little fishes,
the silver fishes we have to collect in the Story mode.
- No, that's not really that.
I want to say that this Quiz is somehow about slavery,
because every person invited to participate is someone who is working for me and my
channel, moderating, translating, subtitling the videos,
moderating the live sessions or even on the Discord server, you are all sort of my favourite slaves.
- Your slaves' activities. - Are we supposed to thank you or cry?
- It's like the big special treats at the end of Summer Camp
- It is.
It is a way to thank you and I hope that people who are gonna watch this vidéo
will also thank you in the commentary section.
Let's say again the one you haven't found.
"Though slick with slime, I keep my grip. The chill seeps through my gift from you. I mustn't let this cargo slip."
Leo Paul got it first.
Power eggs! - Well Done, Leo Paul!
- I've waited for 5 minutes to...
I've waited for 5 minutes to say this one - "Hmm, Slosher? Inkbrush? Curling Bomb?
I'd gladly browse for hours and hours Your gushing ramble brings me calm." Yes? - Sheldon?
- Yes! It's Sheldon, Well done! "When four are one, they make a team.
But one from ten? Uhh, come again? It's like some kind of fever dream."
- Clams
- Clams, indeed, well done, I accept it.
I think the title is "Power Clam" but the image is a simple clam, so, well,
it fine for me.
"Where love could blossom, spite congeals. Faced with these thieves, I aim and heave A cluster bomb right in the feels."
This one is not easy!
Go, Ink Theory. - Isn't it the definition of Inklings?
- No, it's not the definition of Inklings.
Sorry
Anyways, this one was hard, I don't think that any of you had the answer.
- What was it? "Where love could blossom, spite congeals..."
"Where love could blossom, spite congeals. Faced with these thieves, I aim and heave A cluster bomb right in the feels."
That was the Steelhead! - What?
- What did you say? - Who has joined the session? Who is Raphaël?
- He is the hacker of this video
- How did he find out? - You know, 8888...
- That was easy, yeah.
Well, that's all, he' gonna be a spectator. "Two friends who never are apart:
One's always cool, the other stews. I love them both with all my heart."
Anzu? - Flow?
- It is Flow, congrats! So this one is hard, but...
Hey! Can I speak now? Easy kiddos, quiet!
What kind of moderators are you? So: "I topple from the tower ledge
And choke back tears to see the gears Eliminate our hard-won edge."
This one, if you find out...
Yes? - Is it DJ Octavio's defeat?
- Nope, not at all.
Well, I'm gonna give you the answer for this one because no one will find out.
- Is it the Tower? - Well, congrats, you have three points, you have three points.
"You overwhelm with crowds and throngs. At every turn, you writhe and churn. Why can't we simply get along?"
Hesitating, it seems.
- Is it the Great Zapfish?
- No, it's not the Great Zap Fish.
Someone kill him!
Well, someone took the rainmaker.
Do you have an answer? - Yes, isn't it one of the Inklings?
- No, it's not one of the Inklings.
"You overwhelm with crowds and throngs. At every turn, you writhe and churn. Why can't we simply get along?"
- A Salmonid?
- I'm gonna accept it.
- I'll say a Cohock! - It was a Chum, but in fact, this is weird,
I don't know if it a problem of translation, but the image is
a Salmonid.
"I shake the squeegee to and fro. As I do laps my color saps; A fair trade for a mighty blow."
- Well, ok.
- Yes?
- I was muted.
Is it the Splat Roller? - It is the Splat Roller, well done!
- Yeah! Champagne! - You have three points!
"How long must I wait in his line? Such tragic lack of Crusty snack... I'm almost there! It will be mine!"
Yes? - Is it a snack ticket?
- Well, no, it's not the right answer! - Ow, too bad!
- I'm gonna repeat it because I wasn't clear in...
- Crusty Sean? - Yes! Well done! It was Crusty Sean.
"How long must I wait in this line?"...
It can't be a ticket speaking!
"Such tragic lack of Crusty snack... I'm almost there! It will be mine!"
- I didn't think this through - A ticket holding a ticket in line.
"Destroy your troubles—bombs away! A tempting thought: bring all to naught. No wonder your friends tend to stray."
Mark? - Hmm, what's its name?
- What did you say? - Multi Missile.
- No, it's not Multi Missile.
Let me repeat: "Destroy your troubles—bombs away! A tempting thought: bring all to naught. No wonder your friends tend to stray."
I'll give you the answer.
The answer is: the Octobomber.
These are the flying enemies throwing bombs at you.
"Erupting eel glimpses the sky. Its eyelids squint against the glint Of sun unseen by creatures shy"
- the Maws - Well done!
- Yes, finally! - You are now positive, zero points.
"We're torn apart so many times; I must be bold and keep my hold To make their team pay for their crimes"
- Bold and keep my hold?
- Not that obvious, I must admit.
"We're torn apart so many times; I must be bold and keep my hold To make their team pay for their crimes"
- The Rainmaker, Rainmaker - Well done!
- Oh, yeah, ok! - I'm gonna ask tje Video Assistant Referee
to be sure that she's not cheating, because as for now, she is crushing you!
"I rule," you said, "It's in my blood. Don't step to me — ESPECIALLY If you can't hang with my best bud."
- Too bad, I got this one! - Dalligo?
- Pearl - Well done!
- I would have had the point! Bummer! - It was one of the easiest...
Now, it is, I think, the most important Mem Cake of the Splatoon 2 history
Are you ready? "To plant a tree's its own reward
After you're gone, it will grow on In memory, initials scarred."
- F*ck, I don't know
- Well...
Dalligo, you up for it? No, I don't think so.
Yes, he is!
- Is it the Tree? - What a winner! It is the Tree.
- Ooh la la, well done!
- Just a tree, really?
- There is a Tree Mem Cake. - I was looking for something so complicated
but it was some random tree. "A patch of sun? A fresh-caught fish?
No bribe will swerve your eye for turf, However desperately we wish."
That was easy, how is it possible that only one of you went for it?
- Judd & Lil' Judd! - Yes, well done!
I'll say it one more time because I want to show you how bad you were
not finding it.
"A patch of sun? A fresh-caught fish? No bribe will swerve your eye for turf, However desperately we wish."
- Yeah, ooh la la. - Losers!
"No stealth or guile, not for you. You pave the way as plain as day, Foreshadowing imminent spew."
"No stealth or guile, not for you. You pave the way as plain as day, Foreshadowing imminent spew."
- Forsha, what? - Forshadowing
"No stealth or guile, not for you. YOU-PAVE-THE-WAY-AS-PLAIN-AS-DAY, Foreshadowing imminent spew."
What is litteraly paving the way, plany, in Splatoon 2? - Is it the sponges, or the inflatables
in the solo mode? - No, it paves the way...
"Encased in a sturdy sphere of glass. It breaks my heart to see you caught With whiskers trembling as I pass."
- No, not fast enough - Is it the Zap Fish?
- It is indeed the Zap Fish - hmmpf, I would have had one point
Bummer - I'm gonna read some more but
you don't need to grab the rainmaker, you just have to answer, and the first one to do so
wins only one point instead of three.
"Oh, what I'd give to be employed! Better, I'd say, to work for pay Than ride this subway through the void."
Anzu, tell me - Mr Grizz
- Mr Grizz, well done! - I got it, but two seconds too late. I had some lag.
It's because of the ping.
"Oblivious, adrift, and round, You hold inside a tempting prize. Who doesn't love that popping sound?"
- The Balloon - Yes
What a performance!
"A sudden drizzle bars my way. It's no hour for this shower, But light rain won't ruin my day."
You don't lose any points, now.
- Another Octoling? - It's a boss... Isn't it the umbrella thing, the Drizzler?
- Yes! Ooh la la, you're gonna get so rekt by her!
She's crushing you, be careful!
Ok, from now on, let's play some games, and I'll give two extra points to the winning team
and you answer the questions while playing, ok?
"When I get my hands on these fish I might exchange them on the range, Except that they look so delish..."
- Is it tickets for snacks and drinks? - No
- What is it again? "When I get my hands on these fish, I might exchange them on the range"
- Sea snails? Super sea snails? - Capsules
- No, I haven"t heard the right answer yet.
- Sardiniums? - Yes, it is the Sardinium
Well done!
- Oo la la, I got it.
Holy mackerel! "Behind his dour, one-eyed stare,
Our urchin friend conceals a yen For making the most out of gear."
- Murch, Murch
- Yes, yes, what a sharp-witted girl! - Well
- We can see that some of us have been biologically privileged
- Nature isn't fair, is it?
Ok, another one.
"They told me you had gone to ground, And your rad groove was concrete proof That you made it safe and sound."
- Marina - Yeah, Marina
- Who answered? Was it Dalligo?
- This is he - Yes, one point for you.
"I watch your tendrils undulate A blue bouquet that twirls and sways, As central mass swells and deflates."
- The Jellyfish - Ok, I accept it, it was Jelfonzo.
"How desolate this star-marked limb. Is what awaits me this same fate? I must not dwell; it's much too grim."
- The Tentacle. - She doesn't even let me finish
watch out,
She's got four billion points!
So let's move on with another one which is harder,
but I like it, so I'm giving it to you anyway.
"You face away, thinking me blind, Like I don't know what you won't show. Your love is still clear from behind."
- Is it the Steel Eel?
- No
- Ha, it's this little Octarian thing,
and it runs away when we look at it. - And it is called the Tentakook.
- Oh, yeah, ooh la la. - It's the one running away
and dropping bombs.
"The hunt leads down a winding path. Tightly coiled and well-oiled, These dirty squids could use a bath."
No one?
- Steel Eel?
Steel Eel it is, well done! - I knew it
"The tides go out and take the light. How will I greet you when we meet? It keeps me up on inkstained nights."
- Marie - Yes, congrats, congrats.
"Black, bulging eyes stare far inside. What does he see deep within me? From his sharp gaze, no one can hide."
- Isn't it Callie, is it? - No, Callie was already given.
- Isn't it the Octolings of the Octo Expansion?
- No.
So, nobody? - "Black, bulging eyes stare far inside. What does he see deep within me?
From his sharp gaze, no one can hide." - Hmm what's his name? The crab man,
the one who is selling shoes? - Yes, it is him
Bisk. Ooh la la, well done!
One more point for Dalligo. - Ha, because of his sunglasses
- In third position we have Leo Paul
- Ha, nice - And, drum roll please: Anzu is winning
with 23 points, followed by Dalligo with 19 points, not far behind,
and the two of you literally crush the other
players of this game.
Congratulations to you both.
Congratulations for all your right answers, you don't have a single lost point in your final results.
So if you can read the subtitles of this video, well, you can thank Maca for it,
and thank you, to all of you, for your moderation, your subtitles, your editing
for my channel, once again, thank you!
I couldn't ask every single person helping me for this session, obviously,
but there have been some who already appeared in some previous videos, and there will be others
who may appear in the next ones!
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