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Nora, calm down. Let's talk

What do you want us to talk about?

How have you taken Teresa away from me?

How have you put her against me, or how are you going to bleed

If you kill me, you will rot in prison

No, I'm not going to jail, Teresa will give me a report: "Transient mental alienation"

A couple of years in a psychiatric hospital, and then I'll be happy by her side

Do you think Teresa will forgive you if you hurt me?

She loves me! It's you who poisons her

When I take you out of the way, she'll come back with me

But, what are you saying?

You've ruined everything

You don't know what it is to suffer for love

Of course I know it. I was abandoned too, and I had a terrible time

But, relax, everything goes by, and the wounds heal

Did you warn them, bitch?

I have not warned anyone. Please, let me go, you're hurting me

I'm going to hurt you more

Calm down

Nora ...

Nora, throw away the knife and get away from it

Nora, don't hurt her, please

Nora, throw away the knife and raise your hands

It's still time to get out of this, think about it

You shut up! Throw your guns

Throw your guns or I cut her neck, I swear

Okay, okay

Throw your guns

Calm down

Calm down, let's talk. Throw the knife

Go away, go away or I kill her

I kill her, I swear ...

Nora, I'm going to approach, okay

Go away. Let everyone leave

Do not say that. I came here only to see you. You don't want to see me?

You don't love me anymore?

Yes, of course I love you. It's you who prevents me

It's true, because I was trying to overcome our rupture

and I didn't succeed, Nora I can't forget you

But, it was you who broke up with me

And I regret every day

What happened, is that I was afraid

You know, when you love someone very much, and you afraid of losing her?

Well, that happened to me, and that's why I left you before you left me

How would I leave you ...

I was in love with you. I'm still in love with you

So, we have an opportunity

Do you think you can forgive me, Nora?

You can forgive me?

Do you love her or me?

I love you, only you

But, promise me we'll always be together

Can you promise me? Yes

Always together ..., Yes, yes

Always by your side

Do you want us to get married?

Oh yeah

Yes, I would love to marry you

Do you want to have children with me?

Shut up, you're under arrested, okay

You have the right to remain silent

You have the right not to answer the questions

You have the right to state that you only testify before the judge

and the right to have you assigned a lawyer

And now, go

You want us to have a boy or a girl?

If it's a girl we could call her Olivia

I love how that name sounds

And if it's a boy: Ares, what do you think?

And we could get married on that beautiful beach in Galicia ...

Are you ok? Let me see...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

I love you

I love you, Teresa

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Health Benefits of Sweet Potatoes in english - Duration: 4:00.

Sweet Potatoes The health benefits of sweet potatoes include

their ability to help in healthy weight gain, boost immunity, regulate digestion, and

control diabetes. Sweet potatoes also help in treating arthritis and stomach ulcers.

Sweet potatoes are an excellent source of vitamin A (in the form of beta-carotene).

They are also a very good source of vitamin C, manganese, copper, pantothenic acid and

vitamin B6. Additionally, they are a good source of potassium, dietary fiber, niacin,

vitamin B1, vitamin B2 and phosphorus.Sweet potatoes have many health

benefits. Let's explore them in video .

Reduce Arthritis Pain Beta-carotene, magnesium, zinc, and vitamin

B complex make sweet potatoes a highly important food source for managing

arthritis. The water in which sweet potatoes are boiled can also be applied externally on

joints to ease the associated pain of arthritis.

Boost Immune System Sweet potatoes are excellent immune system

boosters that defend your body from a wide variety of conditions. They are very rich in

beta-carotene, which is a major antioxidant, along with vitamin C and B complex

vitamins, iron, and phosphorus. All these nutrients help in strengthening the immunity

and keeping you healthy.

Improve Digestion The fiber content in sweet potatoes is higher

than that of common potatoes and they taste good too! When these two factors are

combined with other minerals like magnesium, which is present in sweet

potatoes, it makes an excellent facilitator for digestion. Sweet potatoes are easy to digest

as well since they mainly contain starch. They are soothing to the stomach and

intestines, so you can avoid any difficulties of digesting them.

protect us from Cancer Beta-carotene, a champion antioxidant and

an anticarcinogenic substance, is the pigment responsible for the color of the peel of sweet

potatoes. The beta-carotene and vitamin C contained in sweet potatoes are very

beneficial for curing various types of cancer, mainly those of colon, intestines, prostate,

kidneys, and other internal organs.

Control Diabetes Sweet potatoes are a good food choice for

diabetics as they are high in fiber and have a low glycemic index. Foods with a low

glycemic index have less of an immediate impact on blood glucose levels, and therefore

can help diabetics control their blood sugar .Sweet potatoes are beneficial for

diabetics. Amazingly, they are very effective in regulating blood sugar levels by helping

the proper secretion and function of insulin. .

Promote Weight Gain Sweet potatoes contain good amounts of

complex starch, along with healthy vitamins, minerals, and proteins. Moreover, they are

very easy to digest. Thus, they provide a lot of energy and are excellent bulk builders for

people looking to gain weight.People who have recently suffered from illnesses, or are

self-conscious about being frail or abnormally thin should welcome this news

about sweet potatoes since there are no associated side effects, which most of the

synthetic bulk building dietary supplements have.

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Ellen DeGeneres, Ariana Grande and other celebs rally for Demi Lovato after alleged overdose - Duration: 5:09.

Celebrities and fans rushed to social media Tuesday in support of pop musician Demi Lovato, who was reportedly sent to the hospital earlier in the day after an alleged heroin overdose

 The "Sorry Not Sorry" singer, who recently detailed her substance-abuse battle in a new single called "Sober," was found on the 8000 block of Laurel View Drive in the Hollywood Hills at 11:40 a

m., according to the Los Angeles Police Department. Advertisement  Ariana Grande, Ellen DeGeneres, Emmy Rossum, Adam Lambert and many others sent their virtual thoughts and prayers to the star

Here's a sampling of their support. I love @DDLovato so much. It breaks my heart that she is going through this

She is a light in this world, and I am sending my love to her and her family.— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) July 24, 2018 i love u @ddlovato— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) July 24, 2018 Poor beautiful spirit @ddlovato I hope she's ok, and that she makes a full recovery soon

— LILY ALLEN (@lilyallen) July 24, 2018 I love you @ddlovato and I'm praying for your strength and health

— Emmy Rossum (@emmyrossum) July 24, 2018 Hang in there @ddlovato - sending good energy and love

— ADAM LAMBERT (@adamlambert) July 24, 2018 The news about demi lovato is heartbreaking

Sending her all the love in the world. Also sending so much love to you guys. Please if you are struggling with your mental health, reach out, get help - do not suffer in silence

You are worthy and loved and you can do this 💘— Dusky Grey (@duskygreymusic) July 24, 2018 Poor Demi Lovato

I hope she comes out of this okay. That kid has certainly been through it.— roxane gay (@rgay) July 24, 2018 @ddlovato we love you 🙏🏻💗— Meghan Trainor (@Meghan_Trainor) July 24, 2018 @ddlovato sending you love, light and strength

You are not alone in this battle— michelle visage (@michellevisage) July 24, 2018 Get through this @ddlovato FIGHT IT!!!! 🙏🙏🙏— O'Shea Jackson Jr #C-137 (@OsheaJacksonJr) July 24, 2018 praying for @ddlovato and her health

When I was 14, she was an idol to me in how she spoke so openly about mental health

And now she continues to inspire thousands of young men and women with her body positivity messages

Addiction and mental illness doesn't discriminate. 💔— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) July 24, 2018 My friend @ddlovato is one of the kindest, most talented people I've ever met

Praying for her right now, addiction is a terrifying disease. There is no one more honest or brave than this woman

— Brad Paisley (@BradPaisley) July 24, 2018 sending huge recovery love to Demi. this is a very personal moment and respected delicately

all we can do is send our best wishes and love. addiction isn't simple nor easy. you're very loved, @ddlovato you'll beat this as you did before

🙏🏽— Kehlani (@Kehlani) July 24, 2018

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What?

How?

Why?

Who?

When?

Where?

WHEN?

Use Old Spice.

She nose best.

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Lab Notes July 24th - Optimizing sodium, making HBr, and The Clevenger - Duration: 10:02.

Greetings fellow nerds.

Time for another review of what i've been doing in the lab and my notes on it.

Let me give a brief recap of projects i've been working on.

The biggest project right now is making sodium by the alcohol catalyzed magnesium reduction approach.

So far i've been very successful and can produce sodium on a reliable basis.

Basically mix sodium hydroxide, magnesium metal, some tertiary alcohol, mineral oil as the solvent

and heat the mixture to 340 celsius on a hotplate and after three days we get sodium.

The current big problem with the process is that the reaction mixture is highly damaging to the glassware.

This makes sense since sodium hydroxide is well-known for dissolving glass, especially at higher temperatures.

In previous lab notes videos i've been trying to coat the glassware or find better solvents.

So far the results haven't been very good.

Sodium silicate coatings are promising but my first attempts were too porous.

I then tried different solvents like dioxane and dimethyl dioxane but their boiling points were far too low.

Interestingly, I had a lot of suggestions in the comments of those videos so i'll try to address some of them here.

Some people have suggested teflon or PTFE coatings, or even using whole teflon or PTFE apparatus which can easily be bought online.

Unfortunately, Teflon is actually reactive toward liquid sodium.

It cannot be used as a container material.

In fact, i already proved this with the PTFE coated stir bar and showed that it was degrading as i used it for these experiments.

It's slow but it's happening.

PTFE labware is even more expensive than borosilicate labware so we would have made our degradation problem even more costly if we went with PTFE labware.

But don't feel bad my fellow nerds.

PTFE labware wasn't a bad idea and understandably the knowledge of PTFE being vulnerable to molten sodium not that well known outside of chemistry circles.

And now you know.

Others have suggested, resin, plastic, polyethylene, acrylic, varnish, basically all kinds of hydrocarbon based coatings.

None of those are viable because they'll all melt and dissolve in mineral oil at high temperature.

Another suggestion was an internal coating of metal.

The thing is strong metal coatings on glass aren't that easy for the amateur.

The easy ones like silver are too weak and would be ripped off by the constant stirring.

And in the end, if we were going to go with metal, we might as well just use cans or plumbing pipes.

Another problem is that metal is opaque and we can't see what's going on if we use it.

Some people had suggestions for attacking the boiling point problem.

The most common one was to use higher pressure to raise the boiling point of the dioxane and possibly access higher temperatures that way.

I'm staying very far away from high pressure reactions, especially high temperature ones, due to the safety concerns.

What makes this reaction even harder is that it's a gas generating reaction since it produces hydrogen.

So the pressure will actually increase as it runs if kept in a closed system.

This is incredibly dangerous and even professional chemists have been killed from exploding pressure vessels.

We'd need to build a vessel that also has a pressure relief mechanism to release the excess hydrogen gas.

Unfortunately this goes well beyond the reach of the amateur.

The point of the research was to make sodium accessible to the amateur, not push it even further away with the requirement of specialized equipment.

If we were going the specialized equipment route, I'd say let's just make a Downs cell or a Castner cell and be done with it.

I'll probably do that in the future, but for now i just want to stick to normal glassware.

So anyway, these past few weeks i've been exploring another other aspects of the sodium production process.

Mostly i've been examining under what conditions it works and how to optimize it.

I'll get back to finding solutions to the glassware destruction problem

but sometimes it's helpful to first do as much optimization as possible with existing methods.

And in the process learn more about what's going on.

Now judging from the dioxane and dimethyl dioxane experiments,

it seems that trying to run the sodium production reaction at low temperatures isn't going to work.

So i ran a series of experiments to try and find the minimum necessary temperature for the reaction to start.

Unfortunately, every time i got hydrogen formation, indicating that the reaction had started, i also had damage to my glassware.

I wasted many days and destroyed several flasks running these tests.

Oh well, it wasn't a total waste.

After running those experiments i developed a few techniques to better the process and recover the sodium.

In my original experiments i poured off the magnesium oxide and mineral oil slurry and pulled out the sodium with pliers.

This was frustrating work and ran the risk of breaking the glassware.

The better approach I found was to gently slow down the stirring over the course of an hour to let the sodium coalesce.

Then the stirring was stopped before turning off the heat to just let the sodium solidify into globules.

Once it was completely cooled, I simply used a kitchen sieve and strained out the sodium.

The magnesium oxide and mineral oil remains as a slurry while the larger sodium globules are retained.

Very large sodium globules will remain stuck in the flask but these were much easier to pull out with pliers.

Nonetheless i figured out later i didn't even need to do that much, but i'll get to that in a bit.

The strained sodium is still covered with magnesium oxide and mineral oil so it was washed with dioxane.

And there is our sodium metal mixed with magnesium metal.

To accurately measure yield we needed to remove most of the excess magnesium so the sodium was dumped back into a flask and boiled with dioxane.

We know from previous work in the thermochemical dioxane process that dioxane has special properties for separating sodium.

The solution was vigorously stirred to breakup the sodium into smaller spheres.

I realized that if I did this earlier, i wouldn't need to use pliers.

So from now on i'll be using dioxane boiling and stirring to breakup larger sodium spheres into smaller ones.

Anyway, stirring was stopped and the mixture allowed to cool.

Straining out the sodium and leaving the magnesium behind we now have cleaned sodium metal.

There is still a minor amount of magnesium on the sodium but this is just a surface coating.

I confirmed this by cutting one open.

On average my yield was in the range of 60% to 70%.

This is a considerable improvement over the thermochemical dioxane process that gives a yield of around 40%.

And much better than our first breakthrough at 33%.

Most of the improvement was just better reaction time and more careful technique.

Although having full sodium recovery by using a kitchen strainer helped as well.

Overall i like this improved technique better since it's cleaner, much less labor intensive and involves breaking far less glassware.

Unfortunately all of these experiments still involved damaging glassware due to reaction with sodium hydroxide.

So i'm still working on that problem.

Now I've been doing other routine labwork while i waited for the reactions to happen.

One of them was restocking my supply of hydrobromic acid.

I used it all up when i was making alkyl bromides to in turn make the tertiary alcohols for our sodium experiments.

Now i already made a video on this some years ago so hydrobromic acid is nothing new for us.

Basically react an acid with sodium bromide, make hydrobromic acid and distill off the hydrobromic acid from the salts.

This time i used sulfuric acid to make it rather than sodium bisulfate and got fairly good yield.

A big improvement over my old method was in the bromine removal step.

Small amounts of bromine would often contaminant the hydrobromic acid because small quantities are made from the reduction of sulfuric acid.

In my old video i used copper metal to react with the bromine and consume it as copper bromide.

This worked to some extent but didn't remove all the bromine.

There was lingering contamination.

While inconsequential for chemistry it was unsightly and gave the impression the acid was crap.

I've since come up with some much better approaches.

The first is to clear the bromine using elemental sulfur.

Sulfur is very cheap and easy to obtain and reacts with the bromine to make more hydrobromic acid.

So it's more effective and more efficient than copper, a double win.

Unfortunately it also clouds the resulting hydrobromic acid so you have to reflux it to get it out.

An even better method was to use a small amount of sodium metabisulfite.

It's a reducing agent and rapidly reduces the bromine into bromide ions.

After distillation you get clear and pure hydrobromic acid.

A quick question for you guys though.

Would you like to me make a separate video on the new and improved method for making hydrobromic acid?

I'm actually making more right now and it wouldn't be too hard for me to film it while doing so and making a full video on it.

I want to ask because i already have an old video which admittedly is not very good but maybe you'd rather i only stick with new chemistry,

the update in this lab notes video being adequate for updating the old procedure.

Let me know in the comments.

Another actual video i've been working is this Clevenger apparatus.

The Clevenger is not some superhero pornstar,

it's actually a type of Dean stark apparatus but can be used in both light return and heavy return modes.

It's not as good as a specialized apparatus but it's less expensive

and thus it's a great addition to any amateur's labware collection when you don't need professional level performance.

I'll be releasing that video soon.

So that's what i've been working on these past few weeks.

At this point i want to ask the question if you like this current format where i detail everything i'm doing in the lab notes videos

or if you think it's better i make separate contained lab notes for each topic.

A combined format guarantees i cover everything and even mentions topics that would be far too short for a self-contained video.

But separate self-contained videos would be focused and not jump around topics like this one does.

I can do either one, let me know how you want it done.

Anyway, thanks for watching.

Things are progressing.

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Tree Dollhouse Update Part 34 Bees Fungus And A Mole's Doorway - Duration: 4:48.

today is July the 24th 2018 and then just popping in with a quick update to

show you that I am making some progress over here where the gnomes live getting

some more magical places made I'll bring you in closer so you can see what I've

been doing so I'm finally getting some fungus on the tree and I decided to go

with crochet fungus because I love crochet and it also brings my two loves

together so I can kind of promote one channel with the other when I get the

patterns up so my other channel is my name Sharon Ojala and probably the

crocheted pattern will be on that channel I haven't decided yet

as soon as I write it up and do a video then then I will let you know when it's

available so these are actually just one colored yarn in one piece there's no

sewing with these guys here and I did put a wire in the stem I colored the

tops with wet chalk I've never done that before with yarn I've never

colored yarn with wet chalk before but turned out pretty cool I like that the

color stays on there really nice and then up here is just one colored yarn I

didn't color these and they're all one piece as well

I love the grouping I love how they look all together and I'm hot gluing them in

place and over here is my beautiful little Beehive I just made this last

week I made a foil form and then over that form I did individual foil strips

and hot glued them on top of the foil form so it becomes one piece and then

masking tape over that and then paper towel over that and I have a little

cutout here because I'm gonna be putting a be seen in here and this is hollow as

well and this little guy here I just threw that together so there'd be a

bee sitting out here but I might be making a whole bunch of them with clay

or something I haven't decided yet but that's just there for looks right

now and this is attached with a wire that goes to the top of the branch I

bent the top of the wire over so it hangs onto the top it goes through the

branch and then through the stem of the hive so let's talk about the next update

and that's a tree here this is new

love that tree there'll be lots more done to that guy as well but I decided

that that tree was going to be the entrance the root system will be the

entrance to the mole's area so if you've seen the other updates and you'll know

underneath here is gonna be at the mole's home probably a little mole's highway

going on down here so this is going to be the entrance to that so adding onto

paper clay is really easy all I did was this was already done and painted and

dried of course and all I did was just cut a little hole at the bottom and I

already had a hole in the piece of wood I had here because I knew I was gonna do

something here but I wasn't sure what it's already had a hole in the wood but

I cut a hole in the bottom of the tree and then I hot-glued tin foil and then

masking tape over that and then paper clay over that and now it's drying and

there'll be lots of things added here like fungus and moss and all that great

stuff but that's gonna really cool I'm loving how that looks already so I think

that's it for the new update guys oh right I was gonna tell you about the

leaves because the last video I did I was showing you these leaves here and I

added a lot since that video and I had a dilemma because I had ordered some

leaves on Amazon and they came with no stems which made it kind of hard for

attaching so what I ended up doing was gluing two leaves together but gluing a

wire in between them so that's a very thin gauge wire and I glued two leaves

together with the wire in between and I used hot glue and that was really easy

so I put these fans back to work and that's my cue to get back to work as

well so I'll turn the camera off I hope you enjoyed these updates I think it's

looking pretty magical over here when I walk through my craft room door this is

the first thing I see is this big tree lots of inspiration there keeps me

motivated to keep working I love it I hope you enjoyed that guys and we'll see

you super soon!

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Song: Da Lench Mob - Guerillas In Tha Mist

So, I was all ready to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass!

So...

SpongeBob?

So, here's where the bizarre twist comes in.

SpongeBob?

IIII... shit in the pirate's pants!

SpongeBob, look!

Wow, what the hell is going on?!

Good morning!

The Krusty Dildo is now opened for butt-sex!

Why did you build a big-ass dildo, Mr. Krabs?

I'm glad you asked, son.

Remember when I went to that porno convention?

And stayed in that fancy HELLHOLE!?

I had a beautiful cock...

The employees raped me up my ass!

They sucked mah SMALL ASS DICK!

They vibrated mah scrotum, because they were gay rapists.

Everything was perfect...

...until I got HEAD!

They charged me for everything.

$25 for a man to fuck MEEEE!

If they can charge that much for a man-whore, imagine how much I could charge to fuck bitches!

And thus, the Krusty Dildo Strip Club was born.

Why would anyone stay in a strip club in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic hell!

There's nothing to do but get raped by children.

See?

Ooh!

Cum inside MY ASS!

Isn't it beautiful?

Where are all the new hoes?

Your dad! Watch me fuck him in the ass!

Welcome to the Krusty Dildo, where our motto is, "We shall never SHIT on the bed!"

Oh, that's great. I'd like a double scrotum with butt-cheeks and extra SHIT!

If you want strippers, you'll have to rent a room and call the sex line!

Ooh, I've only got an hour for butt-sex!

Boy, you fuck my dad like a pro.

Okay, Squidward, you must suck ding-dong!

I'd like a dick and nut-sack.

Fuck no! I'm not queer!

Okay, one pussy and two boobs with titty sprinkles.

Oh, and can I get sprinkles on my nut-sack?

Patrick, why do you want to fuck a man?

Sometimes I just need to shoot mah cum!

Wow, this hotel has vibrators!

Gimme that! Now sign my ass!

I didn't know there would be a venereal disease test.

I have AIDS!

Patrick, all you have to do is write your name.

Oh, Okay.

Fuck you, nigga!

Don't look!

I have black balls.

Done!

Imma firin' mah laser!

You're gay.

Here's your vibrator.

I'll need some help with my white balls.

How can you have white balls?! You just found out you have black balls!

Mah balls?

You're black.

SpongeBob!

Yes, Squidward?

Take Patrick and his dick and nut-sack to his room.

What about my strippers?

And bring him strippers.

Squidward, you must suck Patrick's penis.

SpongeBob, you go make a Cleveland Steamer.

Oh, Mr. Krabs!

What's the matter? Afraid of a little gay sex?

Oh, I'm Squidward and I'm straight.

Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.

Fine. Let's go, Patrick.

This elevator is for guests only.

Take the bitch elevator.

FUCKIN' QUEER BULLSHIT!

What's in your scrotum, rocks?

Hey, these are rocks!

Why is your scrotum full of rocks?

I don't tell you how to whack off your dad!

Well, here's your room.

Wow.

Enjoy my ass.

Squidward, wait!

CLEVELAND STEAMER

Keep up the good work and there'll be more Cleveland Steamer.

Your piece of dog shit.

Hey, Squidward, cool cock.

Hold on a second, SpongeBob.

Here you are, my good whore.

Why, thank you, Patrick!

There's plenty more where that came from, my good friend.

Fuckin' shit!

Squidward!

What now?!

I don't like nut-sacks on my balls!

It's a scrotum, it's all nut-sack!

How am I supposed to cut the nut-sack off a scrotum?

Peel it.

BALLS

Happy?

Sex service!

Here's the 50 men's penises.

Could you fuck me?

Why don't you fuck my ass?

Good idea, Squidward!

How may I fuck you, bitch?

I need you to suck these penises with me.

Hell yeah!

Hold on.

Squidward! Patrick needs your dick.

What?! Why didn't he ask me before I pissed all the way downstairs?

He said he didn't want to fuck you, but he got gay.

Fuck yeah!

Thanks, bitch!

Mr. Krabs, this is fuckin' queer bullshit!

Patrick's being completely gay!

He can be as gay as he wants!

The plaque, Squidward, the plaque!

But Mr. Krabs...

No shit on the bed!

Why, hello, Patrick. You need Squidward to cum up your ass?

He'll fuck you in the ass!

A BLOWJOB?!

Why would I give you a BLOWJOB?!

Well, because Mr. Krabs said you would!

You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass!

That's it! I've had enough ass sex!

Squidward, wait! My ass is backed up again!

Hey! Hey, you can't take that elevator!

You're a stripper!

Not anymore. I shit!

Shit? You can't shit!

Welcome to the Krusty... Dickward?!

One whore, please. On mah big boner.

What do you think you're doing?

Your mom in the ass; a dog in the ass!

And what better place to fuck than your mom's stripper pussy?

Where "We shall never SHIT on the bed".

I don't have to rent you a whore!

I've got balls.

SHIT!

Here's your vibrator.

SpongeBob, carry mah 2 inches of penis!

Aye aye, mah bitch!

And you can carry me in yer ass.

And why the fuck would I do that? You got four cocks that aren't broken.

The plaque.

Too bad we couldn't take the elevator, but it is for guests only, and you are a whore.

Your room, sir.

And I'd like to order sex service.

I'd like a dick and nut-sack with cum, piss, and shit.

You shittin' me?

And I want it put in my ass.

Yes, sir!

Here you are, sir.

Well, you got your stinky white shit.

Now eat it.

Oh, I'm not gonna eat this.

You are.

What?!

You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to eat testicles!

That's not really a dick and nut-sack with cum, piss, and shit.

Now I get ya, boy.

Alright, Dickward.

CUMSHOT

You cummed!

SpongeBob!

Sorry, Mr. Krabs! We were all out of cum.

Fuck yeah!

What is it, Dickward?

Send up mah mom's pussy.

Here's your mom's pussy.

These don't taste anything like mom!

Well, how did your mom suck a boner?

How should I know?! Rape my mother!

Hello?

RAPE, RAPE, RAPE, RAPE!

I'm impressed! These are just like mom!

I just wish mom was a better bitch.

So you're all taken care of?

Pssh, yeah.

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The Golden State Warriors Owner is Talking Cash Sh#t Again - Duration: 1:18.

For Complex News, I'm Pierce Simpson // With three championships in the last four seasons

is pretty easy to consider the Golden State Warriors the latest dynasty in NBA history.

But like many dynasties of years past, the Warriors success has created plenty of haters

and the latest statements from Warriors owner Joe Lacob won't create any new fans.

Fresh off of the surprise signing of DeMarcus Cousins which could create a starting five

full of MVPs, All-NBA players and All-Stars - Warriors owner Joe Lacob provided an interesting

quote to the Athletic:

"There's a lot of market inefficiencies in the NBA.

Other teams could have gotten Cousins, but they didn't.

There's always going to be some sort of opportunity, some inefficiency, I believe.

We're still really hungry.

"That's what people should be worried about if they're going to be worried about anything."

Joe Lacob is no stranger to speaking his mind, like back in 2016 when he said that the Warriors

were "light years" ahead of the rest of the NBA.

But considering what the Warriors have done since then, like signing Kevin Durant and

winning two championships... it doesn't seem like he was wrong.

The Warriors have been caught up in plenty of interesting headlines this off-season like

the DeMarcus Cousins singing or Kevin Durant arguing with a teenager via Instagram and

Stephen Curry admitting that this latest Finals victory was his toughest one.

It's crazy that we are in the middle of the offseason and we've had incredible NBA stories

every week so far... never a dull moment...

Keep it locked to Complex news by subscribing to us on YouTube and let us know your thoughts

on the Warriors in the comments section down below.

For Complex News, I'm Pierce Simpson

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Ray Conniff - The best of my love (HD) (CC) - Duration: 3:23.

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TRAVELING TO SINGAPORE? TIPS AND MY EXPERIENCE - Duration: 3:26.

hi if you don't know me I'm Kevin and today I'm going to be talking about my

experience traveling to Singapore and what to expect for your first few days as

an expat now seeing as this is my first video I think I should give you a little

backstory I'm 22 years old from the island of Oahu that's in Hawaii and I

decided to move to Singapore and pursue a master's degree after doing my

bachelor's in the Midwest anyways my journey like most everyone else's will

begin at the airport however you must make sure you have all the proper

immigration documents and visas before you check in the people at the United

counter at Honolulu International rarely have students who go to Southeast Asian

countries for school apparently if they got any part of the immigration process

wrong somebody had to pay somebody two thousand dollars and I wasn't sure who

was paying whom but I got the point so if you're lucky enough to have a

nonstop flight good for you but for the rest of us economical passengers the

most helpful tips I have for you is to pack light and get lounge access I have

a chase mileage card which gives me access to your club lounge at Tokyo Narita

airport I'll talk more about this card later but that lounge access was the most

luxurious thing I've ever experienced traveling unfortunately on my second

stopover in Jakarta I had no lounge access and I couldn't

get my ticket for three hours so I stuck to all the chairs in the waiting area

just because my flight happened to arrive when the airport was after-hours

once you get into Singapore and clear immigrations and customs the first thing

I recommend is to exchange some money and buy a SIM card provided you unlocked

your phone before leaving this is how you get your first world amenities and

Instagram clout back in order after being off the grid for a few hours you can

exchange all in your United States greenbacks at the airport or probably

roam around later to find a better rate now that non-sponsored chase mileage card

I mentioned earlier does come in very handy not only because of lounge access

but because it has no foreign transaction fees set up your Grab

account aka the Uber killer in Southeast Asia and get on your merry way to take

advantage of Singapore's transit system but one must be at least familiar

with their push for a cashless society however that topic is large enough to be

a video on its own and there are many aspects of a Singaporean load that are

drastically different than the states I'm super happy to share it with you in the next

couple videos so until next time take care and get some rest and peace

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Carmelo Anthony Heading To Houston Rockets: Is Wife La La Happy Or Upset? - Breaking News 247 - Duration: 3:33.

Carmelo Anthony will be making Texas his new home, according to sources who claim he's poised to sign a deal with the Houston Rockets

But, will his estranged wife La La be down with that move?    The buzz around what's next for Carmelo Anthony, 34, has been going on for weeks

And on July 23, the New York Times ended the suspense by claiming that – once the Oklahoma City Thunder player becomes a free agent – he is set to join the Houston Rockets for a big deal

(The figure being floated by the Times is a minimum of $2.4 million to be exact.) That's great for Carmelo, but how does that affect his relationship with his estranged wife La La Anthony? The NBA star has a son Kiyan, 11, with the 39-year-old New Yorker but – even though neither of them has filed for divorce – they're still a family

How does she feel about her ex moving again and how will it affect their relationship and co-parenting?    A source close to La La EXCLUSIVELY tells HollywoodLife how she feels about the proposed move

The person says, "The world is small and you can get to places relatively easy. This is the last phase of Carmelo's career and she knows he has to do what he has to do to set up himself for the rest of his career and life

So if he goes to Houston or Miami or anywhere else they will make it work." The person adds, "They are adults and have been through so much already with each other

She is in full support of his next move because if it makes him happy it will make everything else fall into place

"  The former couple split in April 2017 after seven years of marriage following rumors that he allegedly got another woman pregnant

Although they haven't divorced, La La has nixed any suggestion that they'll be getting back together

In fact, the Power star told Us Weekly in June that – not only does she have no plans of reconciling with her ex – she's not looking for love again, period

In fact she says that with her "workload" and parenting she doesn't "have time for anything else

" Meanwhile in a June 25 Instagram celebrating his wife's birthday Carmelo praised her for the "remarkable" way she holds their "family down

"  He wrote, "To have you by my side regardless of good or bad, through thick and thin is something I will never take advantage of

"

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Minh Héo làm đôi môi kim tuyến gợi cảm I Wefi - Duration: 6:20.

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✅ Maximala fyra stafettlag i friidrotts-EM - Duration: 1:32.

Förbundskaptenen Karin Torneklint. Arkivbild.Bild: Stina Stjernkvist/TT Sverige kommer att ställa upp med maximala fyra stafettlag under friidrotts-EM i Berlin i Tyskland

Lagen på 4x100 meter och 4x400 meter, på både dam- och herrsidan, har tider som räcker för att kvalificera sig till mästerskapet

– De svenska lagen kommer att slå lite i underläge eftersom de tog några av de sista platserna

Vi har ganska jämna lag vilket är positivt. Flera som kommer att springa stafett kommer inte att starta individuellt vilket innebär att de är extra fokuserade på stafetten

Blir spännande att följa dem. De kommer vara supertaggade, säger förbundskapten Karin Torneklint till friidrott

se.Förbundskaptenen kommer att utse fyra löpare per lag som ska representera Sverige i mästerskapet

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Teresa and Nacha - (Part 35) 1 of 2 - [Engl Subs] - Duration: 3:48.

Nora, calm down. Let's talk

What do you want us to talk about?

How have you taken Teresa away from me?

How have you put her against me, or how are you going to bleed

If you kill me, you will rot in prison

No, I'm not going to jail, Teresa will give me a report: "Transient mental alienation"

A couple of years in a psychiatric hospital, and then I'll be happy by her side

Do you think Teresa will forgive you if you hurt me?

She loves me! It's you who poisons her

When I take you out of the way, she'll come back with me

But, what are you saying?

You've ruined everything

You don't know what it is to suffer for love

Of course I know it. I was abandoned too, and I had a terrible time

But, relax, everything goes by, and the wounds heal

Did you warn them, bitch?

I have not warned anyone. Please, let me go, you're hurting me

I'm going to hurt you more

Calm down

Nora ...

Nora, throw away the knife and get away from it

Nora, don't hurt her, please

Nora, throw away the knife and raise your hands

It's still time to get out of this, think about it

You shut up! Throw your guns

Throw your guns or I cut her neck, I swear

Okay, okay

Throw your guns

Calm down

Calm down, let's talk. Throw the knife

Go away, go away or I kill her

I kill her, I swear ...

Nora, I'm going to approach, okay

Go away. Let everyone leave

Do not say that. I came here only to see you. You don't want to see me?

You don't love me anymore?

Yes, of course I love you. It's you who prevents me

It's true, because I was trying to overcome our rupture

and I didn't succeed, Nora I can't forget you

But, it was you who broke up with me

And I regret every day

What happened, is that I was afraid

You know, when you love someone very much, and you afraid of losing her?

Well, that happened to me, and that's why I left you before you left me

How would I leave you ...

I was in love with you. I'm still in love with you

So, we have an opportunity

Do you think you can forgive me, Nora?

You can forgive me?

Do you love her or me?

I love you, only you

But, promise me we'll always be together

Can you promise me? Yes

Always together ..., Yes, yes

Always by your side

Do you want us to get married?

Oh yeah

Yes, I would love to marry you

Do you want to have children with me?

Shut up, you're under arrested, okay

You have the right to remain silent

You have the right not to answer the questions

You have the right to state that you only testify before the judge

and the right to have you assigned a lawyer

And now, go

You want us to have a boy or a girl?

If it's a girl we could call her Olivia

I love how that name sounds

And if it's a boy: Ares, what do you think?

And we could get married on that beautiful beach in Galicia ...

Are you ok? Let me see...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

I love you

I love you, Teresa

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O QUÊ É SOCIALISMO? | Principais Pensadores | Breve Histórico | - Duration: 10:10.

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The Reason Why Women Put Cabbage Leaves On Their Breasts Will Surprise You - Duration: 3:25.

Cabbage is a very versatile ingredient in cooking, we can consume it in salads,

preserved, in soup, in pies, in juices, etc.

But what many do not know is that cabbage contains many advantageous properties

to health.

This vegetable contains good amounts of vitamin C, which assists in the production of skin and collagen,

improves the immune system, the health of eyes, protects against heart disease

among other benefits.

Cabbage also has the ability to improve the healing of peptic ulcers, prevent

certain types of cancer such as the colon, among others.

In addition, cabbage contains that if consumed regularly accelerate the

estrogen metabolism, decreasing the chances of developing breast cancer,

uterus and ovary.

But the benefits of cabbage are not limited to only to its consumption.

Cabbage leaves have several uses that Let's show you in today's video:

Breast pain due to breastfeeding Women who are breastfeeding normally

may experience sinus pain due to suctioning of babies or because of congested milk.

Whatever the reason, the cabbage leaves can help.

Simply put on top of the breasts cabbage leaves fresh.

In a short time it will reduce pain and inflammation.

Headaches If you usually have headaches

lack of sleep, stress and tiredness, try put some cabbage leaves in the region

affected.

The ideal is to let the cabbage leaves cover both sides of the head, and if necessary

use a cap or cap to secure the sheets.

Contusions and blows If you have been hit or bruised,

you can get relief from the symptoms by a leaf of cabbage in the affected area.

You can make the same application, in case pain in the ankles, joints and

knees

If you find it convenient, you can leave the sheets from one day to the next, using a

bandage.

Thyroid glands These glands may have their functions

regulated with cabbage leaves.

Simply put in the throat and neck area some leaves directly on the skin and

then wrap with a tissue to keep the heat at night.

Sleep with the compress and the next day, soon in the morning, remove and wash the application area.

Now that you know a little more about the benefits of cabbage leaves, begins

to use them for their benefit!

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Man who died after contracting Vibrio from Corpus Christi - Duration: 0:25.

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Rezvani Tank Military Edition: un tanque sobre ruedas - Duration: 3:01.

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El coche más barato del mundo se despide del mercado - Duration: 4:15.

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No pasar la ITV causa 160 muertes al año en España - Duration: 3:50.

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COE (CERTIFICADO DE OPERAÇÕES ESTRUTURADAS) VALE A PENA INVESTIR? - Duration: 9:00.

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9 Enfermedades que Nunca Vas a Tener si Beber el Té de ROMERO Todos los Días - Duration: 4:07.

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Gears 5 TiP - Berserker Return? (All Campaign Appearances of Berserkers in 4K) - Duration: 28:48.

Welcome back on GOWSeriesVideos!

Waiting for new information, that could arrive with the Gamescom,

we decided to start a new series of videos dedicated to Gears 5.

In these ones, we'll discuss various topics and ideas

that we believe could improve the game and fix some serious problems like the quitters.

To begin, we decided to discuss the Scion and Swarmak topic.

These enemies are born from the corpses of Locust killed by Adam's ray.

In a previous video we wondered if the Corpsers or the Reavers of the previous chapters

would be back in addition to the Brumak.

But this video focuses solely on Berserkers.

We don't know much about these classic enemies, actually.

In games, books and comics it's only said that they are the female of the Horde,

and that through rapes, they carry on the species.

But we never knew which are the real sons of these creatures.

Could they be the Wretches, which maturing reach the Drone stadium?

Or maybe the Locust born adults with their final form, as the orcs of the Lord of the Rings

With the birth of the Snatcher, capable of generating new members of the Swarm,

the role of the Berskerkers should be overshadowed.

Likewise, even among the Lambent the Berserkers existed,

renamed for the occasion Zerker,

but the latter did not generate offspring.

The latter could then return with the sole purpose of fortifying the Army of the Swarm.

A new version of Scion Berserker or Swarmzerker.

Due to the lack of official information on the matter,

we decided to propose all the sequences in which the Berserkers appeared during the Campaigns of the saga,

marking memorable moments that we would like to live again.

Everything is recorded in 4K resolution,

even if Judgment unfortunately has not been upgraded yet.

So enjoy the show!

This is Scric93 of GOW-Series.com,

signing off!

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¿Se reducirán los límites de velocidad en carretera? - Duration: 4:32.

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Últimas noticias | Inesperada coincidencia de Pampita y un conocido galán en Miami - Duration: 11:55.

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Daily Current affairs in hind|25 July current affairs in Hindi|General Knowledge|Current Affair Quiz - Duration: 8:38.

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Kia Stonic 1.0 T-GDi ComfortPlusLine Navigator Navigatie, 17'' LM velgen, Apple CarPlay & Android Au - Duration: 1:12.

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São Paulo vende Éder Militão ao Porto com percentual de negócio futuro - Duration: 5:41.

O São Paulo acertou a venda de Éder Militão ao Porto. Em reunião nesta terça-feira, o presidente Carlos Augusto de Barros e Silva, o Leco, e o Conselho de Administração aprovaram a transferência

Militão tem contrato até janeiro de 2019, o que enfraqueceu o poder de negociação (quanto menos tempo de vínculo vigente, menos força para segurar o atleta)

O Tricolor ficará com: 4 milhões de euros (cerca de R$ 17,7 milhões);10% do total de uma venda futura (exemplo: se Militão for vendido por 40 milhões de euros, o São Paulo terá direito a 4 milhões de euros);usará o jogador em mais quatro partidas: Grêmio, Cruzeiro, Colón (segunda fase da Sul-Americana) e Vasco, no dia 5 de agosto, quando fará sua despedida do Morumbi

Portanto, ele está confirmado como titular no duelo desta quinta-feira, em Porto Alegre

No total, o Porto pagará 7 milhões de euros (R$ 30,6 milhões) por Éder Militão, dos quais 3 milhões de euros (R$ 13,1 milhões) serão destinados ao estafe do atleta (comissões para empresários) e ao próprio jogador

Havia um acerto prévio entre Porto e Militão, apto a assinar um pré-contrato desde o último dia 11 de julho

Embora tenha se empenhado e mostrado profissionalismo no São Paulo, Militão manteve firme o discurso com desejo de sair nesta janela

Nem mesmo a campanha da equipe na disputa da liderança do Brasileirão mudou sua vontade (o Tricolor tem um ponto a menos do que o Flamengo, primeiro colocado)

+ CLIQUE AQUI e veja as informações do São Paulo Éder Militão está de saída do São Paulo para o Porto (Foto: Marcelo Hazan) Nos últimos dias, o São Paulo endureceu a negociação e recusou uma oferta de 4 milhões de euros que não incluía a porcentagem de venda futura

Inicialmente, o Porto queria repassar 10% em cima do lucro da próxima negociação, mas o acordo foi selado em cima dos 10% do total

O Tricolor também queria manter Militão até o fim da janela de transferências, cujo encerramento é no dia 31 de agosto, mas o Porto não aceitou

O acordo foi pela manutenção do lateral no Morumbi por mais quatro jogos, o que lhe tira da disputa da Supertaça Portuguesa do próximo dia 4 de agosto, contra o Desportivo Aves

O São Paulo tentava barganhar tempo e melhores condições de negócio para encaixar a saída de Militão com a liberação de Bruno Peres para jogar

O lateral-direito ex-Roma se condiciona fisicamente e deverá estar à disposição pouco antes da saída de Militão ao Porto

Militão ainda deve render mais dinheiro ao São Paulo em negociações futuras (Foto: Érico Leonan/saopaulofc

net) O Tricolor tentava desde 2017, sem sucesso, renovar o contrato de Éder Militão

Além de Bruno Peres, o São Paulo tem Régis (voltou a treinar depois de ser afastado com problemas pessoais, mas também não tem condições de atuar imediatamente) e Araruna para o setor

No total, Éder Militão tem 54 jogos e quatro gols pelo São Paulo. O atleta de 20 anos foi revelado em Cotia

Veja as informações do São Paulo para enfrentar o Grêmio: Local: Arena do Grêmio, em Porto AlegreData e horário: quinta-feira, às 19h30 (de Brasília)Escalação provável: Sidão; Éder Militão, Arboleda, Anderson Martins e Reinaldo; Hudson (Luan), Liziero e Nenê (Shaylon); Rojas, Everton e Diego SouzaDesfalques: Jucilei (lesão na coxa esquerda), Rodrigo Caio (cirurgia no pé esquerdo), Régis (recondicionamento físico) e Bruno Peres (preparação física) Pendurados: Anderson Martins, Arboleda, Éder Militão, Reinaldo, Régis, Jucilei, Hudson, Liziero e NenêArbitragem: Grazianni Maciel Rocha apita, auxiliado por João Luiz Coelho de Albuquerque e Thiago Henrique Neto Correa Farinha, todos do Rio de JaneiroTransmissão: Premiere, Premiere HD e PFCI (com Luiz Alano e Batista)Tempo real: no GloboEsporte

com, a partir das 18h30 + SEJA SÓCIO TORCEDOR! Ganhe vantagens exclusivas e ajude o São Paulo a ser ainda maior

Clique aqui e se cadastre

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La oposición nicaragüense denunció que el régimen de Daniel Ortega detuvo ilegalmente al alcalde Apo - Duration: 2:45.

Apolonio Fargas -de camisa morada- y dos de sus colaboradores, cuando se los llevan detenidos policías del régimen de Daniel Ortega El régimen de Daniel Ortega no detiene su persecución contra la dirigencia opositora en Nicaragua

En el marco de las masivas protestas, que son brutalmente reprimidas por las fuerzas de seguridad, el Ejecutivo también castiga a la oposición

Este martes fue detenido Apolonio Fargas junto a dos colaboradores. "El alcalde liberal del municipio de Mulukukú, Apolonio Fargas, fue detenido ilegalmente por paramilitares y policías, en horas de la mañana, ingresando a la alcaldía y violando la Ley de Autonomía Municipal", denunció el Partido Liberal Constitucionalista (PLC) de Nicaragua en un comunicado

Junto con Fargas fueron detenidos su conductor Roberto Ortega y el escolta Nicolás Cienfuegos, agregó el PLC

La detención del alcalde y sus trabajadores ocurre en medio de una crisis sociopolítica que ha dejado de 277 a 351 muertos, miles de heridos y más de 700 detenidos o desaparecidos, en tres meses, en protestas contra el presidente Daniel Ortega

El 11 de junio pasado tres policías y un civil murieron en un ataque al puesto policial de Mulukukú, a 247 al noreste de Managua, en la Región Autónoma Caribe Norte (RACN)

Nicaragua atraviesa la crisis más sangrienta desde la década de los años 1980, también con Daniel Ortega como presidente

La represión en Nicaragua dejó más de 350 muertos La Comisión Interamericana de Derechos Humanos (CIDH) y la Oficina del Alto Comisionado de las Naciones Unidas para los Derechos Humanos (Acnudh) han responsabilizado al régimen sandinista por "asesinatos, ejecuciones extrajudiciales, malos tratos, posibles actos de tortura y detenciones arbitrarias", lo que Ortega ha negado

Las protestas contra Ortega y su esposa, la vicepresidenta Rosario Murillo, comenzaron el 18 de abril pasado, por unas fallidas reformas de la seguridad social y se convirtieron en una exigencia de renuncia del mandatario, después de once años en el poder, con acusaciones de abuso y corrupción

Con información de EFE MÁS SOBRE ESTE TEMA: Una estudiante brasileña fue asesinada a balazos en Nicaragua por paramilitares del régimen de Daniel Ortega

For more infomation >> La oposición nicaragüense denunció que el régimen de Daniel Ortega detuvo ilegalmente al alcalde Apo - Duration: 2:45.

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il sacro graal del sesso orale – ha sfondato con "gola profonda", ma oggi di chiama "deep throat" - Duration: 8:19.

Da Una volta c'era "Gola Profonda", oggi, ai tempi di PornHub, si chiama "Deep Throating"

Il nome è cambiato, ma il concetto rimane lo stesso: ingoiare il pene fino a farlo entrare in gola, quasi ad inghiottirlo per alcuni attimi

Se chi pratica la "" non è in grado di controllare il riflesso faringeo - quello che vi fa deglutire in automatico - allora potrebbe reagire alla presenza anomala tossendo, sputando o, peggio, vomitando non appena il pene del partner le toccasse le tonsille

Nonostante il rischio che una ragazza possa vomitare durante il deep throating, la pratica è considerata il sacro Graal dei rapporti orali

Ci hanno detto che ricevere un pompino di questo genere, accende il desiderio sessuale degli uomini come un faro da stadio

Ma è vero, o si tratta dell'ennesimo mito pornografico da sfatare? "Ci sono alcuni amici che dicono sia straordinario, sai, quando la gola di una ragazza ti stringe e pulsa attorno al tuo pene, ma se devo essere onesto, penso che sia più una questione psicologica che fisica", dice Bryan, 25 anni

"È qualcosa di potente – della serie 'Hey, prendilo tutto!'. E se non ce la fa, tanto meglio, vuol dire che ce l'ho grosso

È bello sapere che non riesce a farlo entrare tutto. Anche se, secondo me, solo un superdotato riuscirebbe veramente a mettere in crisi la propria ragazza

Sospetto che la mia ex facesse finta di non riuscire a ingoiarlo tutto, solo per farmi sentire più orgoglioso!"

Mark, 27 anni, pensa che "l'eccitazione di un deep throat derivi dal fare qualcosa di estremo e osceno con la propria ragazza, dal fatto di spingersi oltre il limite, più che da una sensazione fisica", anche se ammette che vederlo fare è estremamente sexy

Poi c'è Ben, 28 anni. Per lui l'esperienza non è stata per niente piacevole: "Non mi piace che il mio uccello sia stipato e spappolato dentro la bocca di qualcuno", ha detto

Anche un altro tipo dice di non gradire per nulla la pratica: "Vedere una ragazza con i conati di vomito, le lacrime agli occhi e il mascara che le cola per il viso, non è per niente eccitante!"

La scienza dice che la parte più sensibile del pene è il glande, quindi, si può dare il massimo piacere semplicemente concentrandosi sulla punta

In ogni modo, sembra esserci qualche motivo valido per fare un deep-throat, se ve la sentite

"Vado fiera di riuscire a inghiottire un pene per intero – dice Penny, 23 anni – è questione di orgoglio, mi sento potente quando so di avere tutto il suo organo più importante nella mia bocca"

Alex, 31 anni, dice di aver bisogno "Di molta calma e concentrazione per riuscire a prendere in bocca tutto il cazzo del suo ragazzo

Piano piano, come se fosse un'esperienza meditativa". Gola profonda per una profonda meditazione

Chi l'avrebbe mai detto? Fare un deep throat non è come bere un bicchier d'acqua

Che siate maschi o femmine cambia poco, se ci volete provare fareste meglio a leggere queste istruzioni: 1) Testate il vostro riflesso faringeo e abituatevi alla sensazione di avere qualcosa di grande in bocca

Per esempio con una banana, o un dildo. Lo so, vi sentirete delle idiote, ma è comunque meno imbarazzante di vomitare sui testicoli di lui, quando deciderete di farlo

Certe ragazze allenano il riflesso a deglutire colpendo volontariamente la parte posteriore del palato con lo spazzolino, per esempio la sera, quando di lavano i denti

2) "Un deep-throating è un atto intenso e intimo, che dovreste provare solo con un partner di cui vi fidate al 100%", dice Renee, proprietaria di un sexy-shop

"La sensazione di essere soffocati non è per niente divertente, e chi sta giocando con voi non può permettersi di lasciarsi andare, per quanto bella e comoda sia la vostra gola"

Quando dite "Stop", significa immediatamente. Deve essere un comando cui lui risponde subito, specialmente se siete principianti

"Segnalare con una parola che non ce la fate più, mentre avete la bocca piena, può essere difficile – nota saggiamente Renee - Quindi mettetevi d'accordo su un segnale, come battere due volte sulle gambe, da fare nel caso in cui necessitaste una pausa"

3) Andate piano. Potreste danneggiare la gola sbattendo il suo coso come in un crash-test

Fate sì che i vostri movimenti siano morbidi e fluidi. Lui dovrà stare quasi immobile, mentre voi lo fate entrare piano piano, poco alla volta

4) Respirate dal naso, ed espirate mentre lo guidate fuori dalla bocca. 5) "Se premo il pollice contro il palmo della mano mentre sto facendo un deep throating mi sento meglio", dice Rhiannon, 26 anni

"Non so perché – avrà a vedere con l'agopressione? – ma mi fa veramente bene". 6) Esistono dei lecca-lecca, in America si chiamano "Goodhead sucker", che vi possono aiutare: c'è una versione anestetizzante che toglie sensibilità alla gola, in modo da non farvi reagire come un cane rabbioso

7) In fine, dite al vostro ragazzo di avvisarvi quando sta per raggiungere il culmine del piacere, se no potreste fare la fine di Jackie: "Se vi viene direttamente in gola, potreste finire con un polmone pieno di sperma

Io ho respirato quella roba per tre giorni!".

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Tales from the Crypt (1972) - Español Latino - Película Completa - Duration: 1:32:20.

Stay as close as you can, please.

In the reign of Henry VIII...

when the monasteries in England were dissolved...

and the occupants tortured...

beheaded in public or murdered secretly...

some went into hiding to worship as they pleased.

It is the decaying bodies and skeletons of these religious martyrs...

that you will see on your tour.

These catacombs are dangerous.

And I must warn you to stay with me...

and not lose your way.

Please keep close together.

- My brooch! - Hmm?

I must have dropped it somewhere.

[Sighs] Thank you.

Well, which way shall we go?

Well, it's a toss-up. Let's try this way.

- Dead end. - Sorry. Wrong guess.

[Banging]

[Door Scraping Ground]

Well, there's no way out of here. Let's go back.

[Door Scraping Ground]

There's no way out there.

- Who are you? - Where did you come from?

All in good time.

Look, how do we get out of here?

- All in good time. - I'm in a hurry!

It can wait.

- It really can't wait. I have an appointment. - Sit.

All of you.

Please sit down.

Sit down.

I assure you, I have a purpose.

What purpose?

Why did you come in here?

I don't know. I was just driving by and...

something made me.

And what are your plans when you leave here?

Plans?

Plans.

[Choir Singing]

"To Joanne. The best wife in the world.

Love from Richard." And a big kiss.

[Choir Continues]

- [Thudding] - [Grunting]

[Choir Continues]

Merry Christmas.

[Choir Continues]

[Ends]

[Girl] Mummy! Mummy!

Just a minute, darling.

Mummy will be right up.

[Choir Resumes Singing On Radio]

- Mummy! - I'm coming, Carol!

- Carol, darling, what's the matter? - Did Santa come yet?

No, darling, not yet. You be a good girl and go on to sleep.

- Can I see him when he comes? - We'll see.

Now you be a good girl and go to sleep. Otherwise, Santa won't come.

- What's this? - Nothing. Just a Christmas card from Daddy.

- All right? Good night. - Good night, Mummy.

- Night, Daddy! - [Door Closes]

[Choir Continues Singing]

[Man On Radio] We interrupt this program for a special announcement.

A man described as a homicidal maniac...

has escaped from the hospital for the criminally insane.

He is 6 foot 3 inches tall...

210 pounds, dark eyes, bald...

and may be wearing a Santa Claus costume...

taken from a shop in Burley.

All residents of the county are warned to be on the lookout for this man...

and to phone the police if they see him.

We now continue our program of carols for Christmas eve.

[Organ]

[Choir Singing]

[Bell Jingling]

[Knocking]

[Doorknob Rattling]

[Choir Continues]

- [Grunting] - [Screams]

[Choir Continues]

[Ends]

[Organ]

[Footsteps]

[Choir Singing]

Blood.

[Choir Continues]

[Ends]

[Choir Singing]

[Footsteps]

[Choir Continues]

[Gasps]

Carol.

Carol!

Carol! Carol.

Carol, where are you?

Carol. Carol!

Oh, no.

[Gasps]

[Bell Jingling]

He's here, Mummy! I let him in. It's Santa!

[Gasps]

[Screams]

[Screaming]

[Wood Poker Clatters]

Nonsense. I have no inten...

Hadn't you?

And you?

I'm on my way home to see my wife and children.

- And then? - Hmm?

And then?

And then?

[Easy Listening]

- Well, I'm all set. - Must you go tonight, Carl?

Can't you leave it till the morning?

No, I'm afraid I can't.

My appointment's in the morning. I'll have to drive all night to make it.

When will you be back?

I, uh... I don't know. We'll have to see how it works out.

I'll, um... I'll phone you.

Did you say good night to the kids?

No. I was just going to.

Good night, Daddy.

Good-bye, darling.

Don't forget to ring me when you get there.

I will. Good-bye, darling.

- Bye. Drive carefully. - Yes, right.

[Sets Parking Brake]

The removal men came this morning.

Yeah, well, so I see.

- It should all be there by the time we get there. - Yeah.

- A shame to give up a nice flat like this. - Yes, I know that, darling.

But we've both had to give up quite a bit, haven't we?

I love you, Susan. You know that, don't you?

Yes, of course I do.

You meet someone, and suddenly that's it.

I kissed my kids tonight and... and...

Oh, for hell's sake! I mean, it will be worth it, won't it, for both of us?

Of course it will.

You are tired. Let me drive.

Yeah, okay.

No. No.

No. No!

No.

No. No!

I'm sorry. Bad dream.

[Horn Honking]

- Look out! - [Tires Screeching]

[Screaming]

[Loud Crashing]

[Shuddering]

Susan.

Susan, where are you?

[Gasping]

[Screaming]

You crazy fool! Do you want to get yourself kill...

[Panting]

[Footsteps Approaching]

- Darling. - [Screams]

[Gasping]

[Gasps]

[Woman Sobbing]

What's the matter then? Look.

- Well, pull yourself together. What's the matter? - [Sobbing]

Come on now.

[Doorbell Buzzing]

- Yes? - Susan!

- Who is it? - It's me, Carl.

Carl?

Carl... It can't be.

"Can't be"? What do you mean?

Carl was...

Where have you been?

Please go away.

Look, I've been worried out of my mind.

What's happened?

The furniture.

I don't understand. How'd it...

I brought it back after the crash.

- Huh? - And I was blinded.

Blinded?

And Carl was killed.

Killed?

Two years ago.

[Screaming]

I'm sorry. Bad dream.

[Horn Honking]

- Look out! - [Tires Screeching]

[Screaming]

[Loud Crashing]

So that is why you were in a hurry?

- To leave your wife and children? - What do you mean?

How do you... Who are you?

I assure you, I have a purpose.

- What sort of game are you playing? - Game?

You're trying to frighten us in some way.

What do you want?

To show you something.

Something in your own mind.

Something you are capable of doing.

I don't wanna know.

Oh, but you must know.

You must.

[Children Chattering, Laughing]

[Chattering, Laughter Continue]

Thank you.

- We knew it was you. - You knew it was me?

Dear old Punch though, he's very nice, isn't he?

Ah, I know some of you have to get home rather soon.

So there's your little present, my dear. There.

- Thank you, Mr. Grimsdyke. - That's all right.

Now shall I tell you something? My wife's name was Helen. Mary Helen Grimsdyke.

I always called her Helen. It's a nice name, isn't it? Yeah.

- Bye-bye then. - Come on, Mark. Come on, Julie.

Come and sit here. Bye-bye, Mark. Bye-bye, Julie.

- [Barking] - Bye.

Bye.

Two little dickey birds sitting on a wall.

One named Peter. One named Paul.

Fly away, Peter. Fly away, Paul.

Come back, Peter. Come back, Paul.

That's it. [Laughs] You think you could do that?

[Chattering]

What are you looking at?

Grimsdyke, of course.

His usual shell out to the kids.

He does it every year on his birthday.

- I don't know how you stand it. - Stand what?

Living across the road from that man.

He's a rubbish collector. A dustman.

His place is an eyesore.

The toys he give those kids he finds in the rubbish heap and repairs.

- Why doesn't he sell out? - I've made him offers.

He's... He's sentimental about that old dump.

Says he and his wife lived there for their whole married life.

And now he wants to die there, just as she did.

Well, it ruins the neighborhood and depreciates the value of our property.

The inside must be like a pigsty.

He owns the place free and clear.

Nothing we can do about it.

- Bye-bye. See you tomorrow. Shut the gate. - [Barking]

Bye-bye.

Isn't there?

[Footsteps In Distance]

What on earth have you been doing?

Somebody's just made an awful mess of Mr. Baker's garden.

Poor Grimsdyke's neighbor. He was so proud of his prize roses.

[Man] My prize roses.

Years of hard work.

It's Grimsdyke's dogs for sure.

This is too much. I'd like to make an official complaint.

- [Whimpers] - But you mustn't take them away.

They're my friends. Sergeant, please.

It's a court order, and they don't have licenses.

- I couldn't afford licenses. - I'm sorry, Mr. Grimsdyke.

Sergeant, please.

- [Dogs Whimpering] - [Door Closing]

[Van Departs]

Darling. Darling?

Are you there, darling?

Are you there, darling?

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

Is there any... anything you wish to tell me?

Ah! [Shudders]

Give me the message.

D... D...

Wait.

Danger. Danger?

Who to? Who to?

Is it one of the children?

Who to?

Just think it over, Councillor Ramsey.

Grimsdyke's due to retire in two years.

He's done his job well. There's no reason why the town council...

He's too old. Don't you think a younger man...

He'd lose his retirement pay.

And save the town some money.

Poor old Grimsdyke.

I do believe he's out of a job.

Hmm.

Flowers are a little wilted, aren't they, my dear?

God bless you.

Plenty more in the garden. I'll get you some tomorrow.

[Dog Barking]

Oh!

- [Chuckling] - [Barking]

Jamie! Jamie! My little Jamie.

Oh, I wondered where you were.

Oh, I'm so glad they didn't get you.

Welcome home. Oh. Better save money now, hadn't we?

Hey, look. Helen, look who's come back. Our little Jamie.

Ah, that's wonderful. You're our only friend now. You and the children.

We thought it might be neighborly to let you know what was going on.

It's very kind of you to draw our attention to this, Mr. Elliot.

It's so difficult to know what one's children get up to when they're out of one's sight.

After all, last year I remember...

You can tell from looking at his house what a filthy old man he is.

Constantly filling it with children.

Heaven knows what his motivations are.

Now don't forget what I said. Just stay away from him.

But, Mummy, he's such a nice old man.

Don't argue with me. You're not to see him again ever.

Why don't you go and play in our garden?

And don't take any more sweets from him.

Carrying rubbish all day. His house must be filthy.

You and your Mr. Grimsdyke. Now, remember, I don't want you to go anywhere near him.

- Oh, Mum... - And that's final.

I don't understand it.

Everyone was so kind. [Sniffles]

Now this. No work.

No children.

No one to make toys for.

Well, never mind.

We've always got each other, haven't we, my dear?

Mmm. That's all that matters.

Just one more turn of the screw...

and he'll sell his property for next to nothing.

What's on your mind?

Valentine's Day.

- It's just two weeks away. - So?

We'll send him valentines...

from everyone in town.

- Oh. - Lots of mail for you today, Mr. Grimsdyke.

Good morning. Thank you very much.

Well, how very kind.

My dear, look.

It's not even Christmas, is it?

Not that it makes any difference if it is or not.

Who could be writing to us? Let's see here.

Oh! It's a valentine card.

But you're my only sweetheart. Who can this be?

"Noisy are children, loud is a bell...

pungent is perfume, but you only smell."

Hmm? "Noisy are children, loud is a bell...

pungent is perfume, but you only smell."

Why, I don't think I like that.

Let's see what we have here.

"A tree is beautiful if its owner prunes it...

"but our town isn't...

'cause your presence ruins it."

Oh.

[Opening Envelope]

"Some people live in the country.

"Some people live in the town.

"Why don't you do us a service?

Jump in the river and..."

[Dog Howling]

[Howling Continues]

What's Grimsdyke been doing to that mongrel?

He hasn't stopped whining for a week.

You know, come to think of it...

I haven't seen Grimsdyke for days.

Not since Valentine's Day.

He can't be far away if the door's open.

This place is spotless.

I thought it'd be filthy.

[Creaking]

[Man] "But the merciful goodness of the Lord endured forever and ever...

- [Whining] - "Upon them that fear him...

"and his righteousness upon his children's children.

"For as much as it hath pleased Almighty God of his great mercy...

to take unto himself the soul of our dear brother"...

Arthur Edward Grimsdyke. "Here departed.

"We therefore commit his body to the ground.

- "Earth to earth, ashes to ashes... - [Dirt Falling On Coffin]

"Dust to dust.

"In sure and certain hope of the resurrection to eternal life...

through our Lord Jesus Christ"...

It was kind of you to pay for the burial.

It was the least I could do.

He was a neighbor.

What's that?

Valentine's cards.

The ones left over from last year when...

- Must be a year ago. - Today.

It's Valentine's Day. February the 14th.

A year ago exactly.

[Sighs]

I'm going to bed. See you in the morning.

Night.

Night.

[Screaming]

"You were mean...

"and cruel...

"right from the start.

"Now you really have...

no"...

[Screams]

It's true.

It's true.

I didn't...

don't like Grimsdyke.

What am I doing here?

[Monk] You'll see.

[Door Opens, Closes]

Well, that's it, Ralph, I'm afraid.

It's all gone.

- Everything? - More than everything. You have debts.

I did warn you, didn't I, not to use the money that had been entrusted to you?

- The risks were far too great. - The risks?

The gains could've been enormous.

[Sighs]

What do I do now?

Well, you have two choices.

First, bankruptcy.

And according to you, that would be dishonorable, wouldn't it?

Oh, come on. Let's face it.

You've done dishonorable things in your life before, in your business life.

Hard, ruthless... oh, perhaps even cruel.

Yes, to build up the Jason empire, sometimes I had to be.

- No one has to be. - I did.

Oh, it's easy to talk, but I had to fight my way up the hard way.

If people got hurt, they got hurt.

But I always paid my debts.

No, I'm not going into bankruptcy.

Well, if you intend to try and pay off your debts...

you'll have to start selling things, things of value...

properties, your paintings... everything.

My house? All the beautiful things I've acquired during the years?

It's the only way.

I won't do it.

I'm afraid you'll have to.

So, there's nothing else for it.

We have to sell.

Oh, I know it's a blow.

Our whole life's in them. Everything we've collected all over the world.

I remember that one.

We got it in that strange shop in Hong Kong...

when you were selling guns to...

Do you remember what the little man in the shop said to us when he sold it to us?

Yes. "Use it"... "Use it wisely."

Hmm! I wonder what he meant by that.

Ralph, have you...

have you ever seen this writing that's inscribed on the bottom of this statuette?

- Writing? - Hmm, yes, here at the base.

"Three wishes I give and no more...

"to each owner of me...

"so keep score.

"Each wish will come true...

so take care what you do."

I can't read the rest, but the last word is...

- "deplore." - What does it all mean?

"Use it wisely."

If only it could give us three wishes.

That's storybook nonsense.

- But it reminds me of a tale I once read. What was it? - We could pay all our debts.

- "The Monkey's Paw." That's what it was. - I wish...

I read it when I was at school.

I wish for lots and lots of money.

- Oh, no, no! - Too late. I already have.

And I've just remembered what happened at the end of the story.

Why, you said yourself, it was just a story...

- like our three wishes. - [Phone Ringing]

Hello? Oh, hello, Charles.

- I'd like you to come down to my office. - What, right now?

- Yes, straightaway. - What's it all about?

It's very important. It's about money.

I'd like you to come straightaway.

I'll be right there.

That's Charles. He wants me to go and see him right away.

- He said something about money. - Money?

[Birds Chirping]

- Maybe our wish will come true after all. - [Car Engine Starting]

[Rings]

- Hello? - [Man On Phone] Is that Mr. Gregory?

- Yes, yes, speaking. - I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but your client, Ralph Jason...

has been killed in a car crash.

- In his car? - Yes, on the road about 10 miles from his home.

Well, uh, have you told Enid... Mrs. Jason yet?

No, not yet.

We found some letters from you in his pocket.

They indicate that you're not only his solicitor but a close friend of the family.

We thought it better that you break the news.

Yes, yes. Yes, of course.

Leave it to me.

- I'll tell her. - Thank you, sir.

Ralph? Dead?

They found him in the wreckage of his car.

He'd obviously lost control, skidded.

[Sobbing]

Enid, this may not be the best moment to talk about this, but, uh...

it may alleviate some of your other worries.

You realize this accident makes you a rich woman.

Rich?

Ralph's insurance. He always carried a large policy...

with a double indemnity against accident.

Oh, Charles, I wished for lots and lots of money. Ralph warned me not to.

- No, that's a coincidence, surely. - No, it's no coincidence.

That statuette...

It gave us three wishes.

I used one of them to wish for lots and lots of money.

Now I'm going to wish for Ralph back.

Charles.

Do you know the story of "The Monkey's Paw"?

That's the story of the old couple who are given a monkey's paw...

which entitles them to three wishes.

They wish for money, and they get the money...

because their son is killed...

in a machine in his factory, crushed.

- Enid. You mustn't wish Ralph back. - Why not?

Well, in the story, this mother wishes her son back, and he does come back...

but in the condition in which he died... mutilated, mangled, torn.

[Enid] I must be careful not to make the same mistake.

I shall wish that Ralph were back as he was before the accident.

I wish...

Ralph were back exactly as he was...

immediately before the accident.

[Pounding]

[Pounding]

- Open it! Quickly! - No, no. Don't look.

His body was mangled in the crash.

Mangled? It wasn't mangled.

Mr. Jason died of a heart attack at the wheel.

[Door Closes]

I wished to bring him back as he was immediately before the accident.

But he was already dead... dead from a heart attack. So the accident didn't kill him.

- Only one more wish. - Enid...

- Please go away. Leave me alone. - Please...

I want to be alone with him, please.

Only one more wish.

Only one.

I mustn't waste it. I must be careful.

Oh, please, please...

I wish Ralph were alive now.

I don't want him to die ever.

I want him moving, breathing, talking, alive...

now, forever!

[Screaming]

- Ralph! - Oh, Enid!

Ralph! Charles!

- Help me! - What's happened?

- Oh! - [Charles] What have you done?

I wished alive again... forever!

Don't you realize he's been embalmed? His veins are filled with embalming fluid...

- burning into him! - Oh, no!

[Sobbing]

Enid! Do something!

[Screaming Continues]

For God's sake, Enid! Help me!

No, no! Enid, don't!

- Aah! Aah! - [Enid Grunting]

But don't you see? You wished him alive forever!

You can't kill him! Every piece of him is alive still!

Alive and... and suffering...

forever.

[Sobbing]

[Man] Well, what did you see?

- What did he see? - What's more important is what you will see.

Who are you? What do you want with us?

- To warn you of what may happen. - I don't care about your warnings.

- I want to get out of here. - Very well.

But you should heed the warning.

[Panting]

[Birds Chirping]

[Parking Brake Cranks]

- Mr. Rogers? - Major Rogers.

Show me to my quarters and have somebody get my kit in, will you?

- Shane, here. - [Barking]

Good boy.

[Clanks]

There were pictures on the wall. Where have they gone?

Personal property of your predecessor, sir.

Well, we must get some more.

I'll go down to London, have a look around the galleries.

Where are the men... uh, the patients?

They've gone to lunch, sir.

You mean dinner, don't you?

Bon appétit, Mr. Carter.

Thank you, Harry.

[Men Chattering]

[Man Coughs]

Good morning.

My name is Rogers. Major William Rogers.

I've been appointed your new superintendent here, and take up my duties today.

I've had considerable experience in dealing with men as an officer in the army.

I promise you I will do this job to the best of my ability.

I hope we'll all get along well.

If there are any complaints...

I shall be pleased to deal with them in my office at any time.

- Good morning. - [All Mumbling] Good morning.

Morning.

- Shane. - [Barking]

[Door Closes]

Well, Shane...

after I've made a few changes...

I think we're gonna like it here.

[Wind Whistling]

Stone cold.

- It's always like that now. - [Coughing]

[Wheezing]

All right, old boy?

All right.

I'll get you an extra blanket.

- [Knocking] - Yes?

The men have asked me to come and talk to you.

Yes?

It's about the heating.

It's been very cold these past few nights. We wondered if you...

For reasons of economy, the heating is now turned off each evening at 2000 hours.

You should all be in bed by then. After all, there's no point in staying up.

- You can't see anything. - The beds are cold.

There aren't enough blankets.

I'm trying to run this place as efficiently and as economically as I can.

I'm afraid the current budget does not include the costs of new blankets.

Do you know anything about blind people?

No, I can't say I do, until I took over this job.

But I was in the army for over 20 years, and I learned to handle all kinds of men there.

With all due respect, sir, we are not soldiers.

And blind people are not like people with sight.

We have lost one sense...

but the loss of that one sense only tends to sharpen the others.

Do you know what that means?

We feel things more acutely.

If food is bad, it tastes worse to us.

If a room is dirty, we feel every speck.

If an insect scurries across the floor, we hear it.

And if it's cold, we feel the cold more.

Why don't you sell that painting and buy us fuel or extra blankets?

I was not aware that the administration of expenditure for this establishment...

had been handed over to you, Mr. Carter.

Good morning.

[Door Slams]

- Dishwater. - Filthy muck.

There's no meat in it.

Sorry, dad, there ain't no more.

No second helping?

Well, rations were cut, you see?

Superintendent says he's doing the best he can with prices so high.

It's customary to knock on the door of a private office.

What do you want? Can't you see I'm having my lunch?

What is it? Nice juicy steak, while we get nothing but slop?

I do the best I can for you within the limits of the budget provided for me.

- But you eat meat... and drink wine. - I am the officer in charge.

- This isn't the bloody army! - Mr. Carter!

In the kingdom of the blind, even the one-eyed man is king.

- Shane! - [Barking]

Shane, stay.

Here.

[Gasping]

[Wheezing]

[Coughing]

Doctor.

Get a doctor.

Do you realize it's gone midnight?

Doctor! Who wants a doctor?

It's Greenwood, sir.

Well, can't it wait till the morning?

He's ill, sir. Very ill.

Well, I suppose I'd better take a look.

[Barking]

Shane, wait.

Blanket.

[Wind Whistling]

Well, which one is Greenwood?

The man is dead.

Very well.

[Barking]

Shane?

Shane?

Shane?

What the hell do you think you're doing? Go back to your rooms, all of you!

It's our turn to give the orders now...

Major Rogers, sir.

Well, what... what is it? What...

Wh-What do you want?

[Footsteps Approaching]

[Chattering, Grunting]

[Door Slams]

[Pounding]

Let me out of here!

Let me out!

[Shane Whining]

- Shane. - [Barking]

Shane.

All right, boy. All right. All right, boy.

What are you doing to my dog?

What are you doing to my dog?

[Birds Chirping]

- [Clattering] - [Shane Growling]

[Barking]

[Barking In Distance]

[Grunting] Let me go!

Let me go!

[Grunts] Let me go!

Let me go!

[Grunts] Let me go!

[Barking Continues]

Your dog seems to be getting hungry, Major Rogers.

Feed him, please. Please, feed him.

All in good time.

Yes, but you must feed him. He... He'll be dangerous. He'll go wild, berserk!

I know, Major Rogers, sir.

[Barking Continues]

[Clattering Continues]

What are you... doing out there?

You'll see... soon enough.

Look, give me something to eat, please. Please!

I haven't had anything to eat or drink for over two days. Please, please!

Well, at least feed my dog, please!

He'll be fed, all right...

Major Rogers, sir.

[Wood Scraping]

[Creaking]

[Shane Snarling In Distance]

[Creaking]

[Screams]

Aah!

Aah!

You...

[Snarling]

[Barking]

No! Shane! [Screams]

What is all this?

I'm on my way to a new job.

I don't know... why I stopped here.

I do.

Now you may go.

[Scraping]

[Thunder Rumbling]

But how can we... Where are we?

In a place where people go who have died without repentance.

You see, I wasn't warning you...

but telling you why you are here...

for all eternity.

[Screams]

And now...

who's next?

Perhaps you?

[Thunderclap]

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Porsche invierte en Miles, una startup de Silicon Valley - Duration: 2:29.

Porsche Digital invierte en la startup estadounidense Miles  Porsche Digital ha invertido en la startup estadounidense Miles, con sede en San José (California) y fundada en 2016, con el objetivo de adaptar su enfoque a los patrones de comportamiento de los clientes de la marca

 Miles está lanzando el primer programa de gratificaciones a través de smartphones para todas las formas de viaje, desarrollando una plataforma digital que recompensa a los usuarios por viajar tal y como lo hacen cada día por medio de diferentes modos de transporte,"El objetivo es adaptar nuestro enfoque a los patrones de comportamiento de los clientes Porsche siempre que sea posible, trabajando a lo largo de toda la cadena de movilidad para garantizarles el apoyo y que ellos se comprometan con nuestra marca

En este contexto, la forma estratégica de acercamiento y la tecnología que hay detrás de Miles nos dan una perspectiva muy prometedora", explica Thilo Koslowski, Director General de Porsche Digital

  La plataforma Miles está basada en la inteligencia artificial,y, según Porsche,  hace posible desarrollar una mejor comprensión de las necesidades de los clientes a lo largo de toda la jornada y, así, anticiparse adecuadamente a sus necesidades

Algunos ejemplos podrían ser sugerir un punto adecuado para detenerse y repostar, o para hacer un descanso, o recomendar soluciones de movilidad adecuadas para las conexiones de transporte

 Por su parte el cofundador y Director General de Miles, Jigar Shah señala que  "Hasta la fecha, las gratificaciones por viajes se han limitado a unas formas muy concretas de ganar puntos y de canjearlos

Miles resuelve esta limitación que hay en el mercado, al permitir que cualquiera pueda recibir una recompensa por viajar de la forma en que lo hace cada día"

 Porsche invierte en  Miles Porsche invierte en  Miles  Porsche Digital GmbH que ha hecho una inversión en Miles es una filial de Porsche AG y se erige como su centro de competencia en asuntos de digitalización

. La compañía tiene instalaciones en Ludwigsburg, Berlín y Santa Clara, en Silicon Valley, y prevé abrir otras en Asia